Michael Jordans shoes for Kids

Whether it's reminiscing about his glory years via video clips, the ever-popular sobbing MJ memes or just obsessing over their iconic kicks, the hall-of-famer is beloved everywhere.

But all of that e-love don't make him impervious to an assault from a youngster at his baseball camp equipped with an Internet meme geared towards shoe-checking Jordan's footwear via one particular concern: "what exactly are thossseeee?"

For anyone unfamiliar with the meme, it's accustomed humiliate some body for his or her unsightly footwear. Allen Iverson's crossover might be the only real various other time Jordan was caught slipping such as this.

Demonstrably puzzled because of the matter - forgive him for being 52 and not through to modern Internet memes - Jordan consulted his staff before offering up this resolute rebuttal: "they're Jordan XX9 lows." Right to the point, because when you have 29 footwear bearing your name, which is everything you need to be.